Support our workers

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Dear Webmaster,

My name is Steve Warren, and I am the president of an internet development and marketing company. Due to the state of the economy, several of our long term contracts have defaulted and I need to rapidly generate some funds to pay my developers or lose them. If you have any web design, Flash development, PHP, CGI or database development, C, C++, JAVA, ASP work you need done; please give us the opportunity to quote you. We can program for any windows or linux environment. I will bill you just $25 per hour to offset my employee payroll.

We have the following scripts already developed and ready to install:

*Access Counters
*Banner Ad Rotation System
*Auction Scripts
*bulletin board system
*realtime chat
*live helper support system
*support ticket system
*multi-level affiliate marketing system
*Shopping cart system
*guestbook
*classified ads
*personals/dating system
*survey and voting
*form/order processing
*topsite
*weblinks
*adult websites (turnkey)
*membership rebilling for websites
*realtime credit card processing

… Plus too much more to list

Thank You for your consideration

Steve Warren
CEO XXX
XXXX NW 97th Ave, XXXXXXX
Miami, FL XXXXX
1-305-XXX-XXX
(Leave a message with a brief description of your needs so I can have the correct person return your call)

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  1. fl0w Avatar
    fl0w

    "…adult websites (turnkey)"

    I’ll just buy myself an adult website for just $25 (?)… It’s just too tempting to resist

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